This Gorgeous Chocolate Geode Is Almost Too Pretty To Eat

Culinary Institute of America student Alex Yeattes made this amazing chocolate geode. It took several months for those concentrated sugar syrup crystals to form. That is a long time to wait for food. I would have complained to the manager like, 2 weeks in. Would they have comped my meal? Well, in my imaginary situation, yes, but they always comp the meal in my imaginary situations. That’s pretty much my imaginary situations’ end game, regardless of the subject material.

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Candy Melting To Classical Music Because Why The Hell Not?

Youtuber Erwin Trummer brings us this video of candy melting to classical music. That’s pretty cool looking and all, but what a total waste of candy. Somebody could have eaten that! Me, for example. Or you! That guy over there, too. My third grade teacher, Miss. Simms. Anyone, really.

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A Little Girl Thinks A Water Heater Is A Robot And It’s Too Cute

This is a little girl named Rayna greeting a broken water heater because she thinks it’s a robot. If you do not melt completely into your office chair when she says “I love you, Robot!” then you are dead inside.

Thank you to my friend Larvious for sending this to me. He once mistook a trash can for R2-D2. Same! Happens to me all the time, actually.

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Watch This Lady Glue A Bunch Of Googley Eyes To Her Face

 

Youtube makeup artist Madeyewlook glued a bunch of googley eyes to her face. This is a video of that. Well, I know how I’m going to be spending the rest of the day! I’ll be gluing a bunch of googley eyes to my face, in case that wasn’t clear.

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Have Some Meat Cake Decorated With Meat Flowers From Japan

Japanese restaurant Gyu-Kaku is selling this raw meat cake that’s decorated with raw meat flowers for Meat Day, which is on March 29th. Meat cakes with meat toppings for a day celebrating meat??? Man, Japan’s got ALL the good stuff.

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This Crying Unicorn Candle Sheds Wax Tears As It Burns

Check out this Crying Unicorn Candle on pre-order from Firebox for $25. Set the wick on fire and watch the wax tears flow. Weeeeeeeee! Just beware, making a unicorn cry is like, REALLY bad luck. It’s almost as bad as drinking unicorn blood. Which, full disclosure: I have done before. What? It was an accident! I was thirsty and I thought it was Mountain Dew Code Red!

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This Little Witch Spoon Holder And Steam Releaser Is Cute AF

This is the Little Witch Spoon Holder and Steam Releaser designed and sold by OTOTO. You can buy one for just $14. It’s the cutest spoon holder slash steam releaser I’ve ever seen. Which is saying a lot! I have seen a lot of spoon holder slash steam releasers in my time. Believe me.

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Thanks to Corrine for sending in the tip. She told me she wants one of these in every room in her house! Which, wow. I think that’s a little excessive, TBH, but you do you!

Twin Toddlers Escape From Their Cribs At Night To Party

Watch these twin toddlers escape from their cribs to party! Then, spend the rest of your day wondering why you weren’t invited to their baby rager. That’s what I did and I haven’t gotten anything done nor I am any closer to having answers. Just give it to me straight — is it because I’m old? It’s because I’m old, isn’t it?

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Eye Makeup Memes Exists, Because Of Course They Do

 

Eye makeup memes is a thing now. Why? Because the internet, that’s why! TB completely H, I’m surprised eye makeup memes didn’t happen sooner. C’mon, internet! Get it together!

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The Skeleton Pin-Ups Calendar Is Kinda Creepy, Kinda Cool

This is the Eizo: Pin-up Calendar. It features x-rays of pin-ups instead of the traditional pin-up style photos that you either love or hate. So, uh… skeleton pin-ups, eh? Can we finally say that we’ve seen it all? Or is there more? Oh my god, there’s more, isn’t there? What comes after skeleton pin-ups? Do I wanna know? I… I don’t wanna know, do I?

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