Finally! There is A Device for Kissing through Your Phone

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Meet Kissinger, the world’s first mobile kissing messenger. It is a device that connects via app and audio jack so you can kiss your long distance lover through your phone. Just like that Soulja Boy track circa 2008. Except FOR REAL this time.

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Wicky-wicky! Check Out This Turntable Pizza Cutter

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Rocket Design brings us the Turntable Pizza Cutter. It is a pizza cutter that looks like a turntable. You can buy one HERE for $25. *Record scratch!* Say whaaaaat? Just kidding, that is a reasonable price, I guess.

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Your Bathroom Needs This UFO Soap Dispenser

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Artist Duncan Shotton is selling the UFO Soap Dispenser for $17. You can choose from three different varieties: human, cow and pig. Alternatively, buy them all and have really clean hands. Hands so clean, they are out of this world.

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A Deep Sea Fisherman Shares Photos Of His Creepiest Catches

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Go ahead and file this one under W for WTF! Deep sea fisherman Roman Fedortsov posts photos of the creepiest creatures he catches. This is the result. Pure nightmare fuel.

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The Incredible Gift Guide | Unique Gifts & Creative Gift Ideas

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Wandering around your local mall probably is not going to inspire any unique gift ideas. So sit down, put your feet up and get ready to be inspired. Our Incredible Gift Guide has a seemingly endless collection of unique gifts. Whether you are shopping for mom, dad, your best friend, or even someone you can not really stand, there are several gift ideas right here. No traffic. No lines. No fighting for the last item. Just unique gifts pulled from our daily presentation of the weird and wonderful…read more

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Who Needs Friends When You Have Golden Girls Cookies?

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Mike Tamplin of Semisweet Designs brings us these Golden Girls Cookies. They almost look too good to eat! Aw, who am I kidding? I had eat the hell out of them and go back for more!

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This Is A Burger Inside A Pizza And It’s A Dream Come True

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Gluttonous food blog Healthy Junk Food brings us a burger inside a pizza. Wow. Wow wow wow, you guys. You can find the recipe to make one at home HERE and you can see a demonstration on how a burger inside a pizza happens. SPOILER: the process does not involve a burger and a pizza making love, as I had originally expected.

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Say “F- You!” To The Cold with a Pair of F-Unicorn Gloves

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Ravelry contributer Natalie Bursztyn brings us a free tutorial on how to make your very own pair of F-Unicorn Gloves. All you need is some gloves, yarn, and a needle. Sounds easy enough!  But I am sure I shall manage to funk it up somehow. I always find a way! It is like a gift I have. And by gift, I mean curse. Gift just sounds better, TBH.

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Unicorn Hot Chocolate Is The Prettiest Hot Cocoa Ever!

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Anahein’s Crème and Sugar dessert parlor is now serving UNICORN HOT CHOCOLATE. That is white hot chocolate dyed pink and covered in marshmallows and sprinkles. They also serve other unicorn-inspired tasty treats.

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Santa’s Flask: A Plastic Stocking To Fill With Your Favorite Hooch

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The Laughing Squid Store is selling Santa’s Flask. It is a plastic stocking that you fill with 2.25 liters of booze and can also hang on your mantle, if you so choose. Buy one HERE for just $11.

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